borat_tea_party (sagdiyev_borat) wrote,

Almaty Tea Party

Visiting Boston really had me thinking about throwing a tea party back in Almaty, the capital of my country. Even in America they had two Boston Tea Parties. Why cant' we have one in Kazakhstan? On the pictures it did not look that complicated.

I have read that Patriots dressed up as indians for the Boston tea party. This can be a problem - we do not have indians in Kazakhstan. But we have gypsies! They are almost as good. When I was a boy in Kazakhstan I suffered a very bad Gypsy attack. It was no party. But that is another story...

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